SEC Championship: It was Fate
Some thoughts on the 2006 SEC Champion FLORIDA GATORS!!!!!!!!!!!
First, all members of the Gator Nation rejoice in the fact that we ARE Champions. There is a vast anti-Gator conspiracy, long unloosed upon the Nation -- first because Florida wasn't "part of the South" and then far more notoriously because of Steve Spurrier. The conspiracy continues because people just love to hate the Gators, as though we don't deserve to be a part of royalty in the world. Even Sports Guy, an otherwise intelligent commentator and judge in sports, refuses to give credit to people who owe their greatness to their Gator heritage.
Reasons for Concern
But having said, we must not rejoice in full: although the Gators managed to stay on top in victory, the coaching could not have been worse. It simply could not have been worse. After learning lesson after lesson of thrusting Lynch into the misconceived Option play, Herb did it again and saw an interception. The next opportunity, like a stubborn child who refuses to learn, he oversaw Don Muppins do it again as Lynch FUMBLED the ball.
To top if off, the Gators burned two timeouts completely unnecessarily. Herb seems almost insouciant as he watches the play clock tick off before he calls timeouts every single time there's a 3rd-and-1 or a 4th-and-1 or 2 and he is confused as to whether to play Lynch or Turbow. All season long, it has led to burned timeouts and delays of game. These are the coach's fault, not Lynch's or Turbow's. Herb has a lot of learning to do. He just doesn't have a good grasp of the game.
Further, as Steve demonstrated in his methodical destruction of Arkansas' defense, the way to burn man-on-man coverage is to throw at it: exploit its weaknesses and its athletes as much as humanly possible. For the Florida Gators to avoid doing this, in spite of its need to show the world it is a GREAT football team so as to be considered contenders, and despite Leak's proficiency in throwing long to taller, faster receivers, Herb and Muppins conspired to undermine the Gator Nation with weakness once again.
Fate Intervenes
The last time the Florida Gators won the SEC Championship was the year 2000. The Gators didn't make it in 2001 because of Osama bin Laden, Jack Farley, and Darnell Dockett so we will eliminate from consideration that year in the subsequent analysis.
In the five years since, the Gators have not even won the SEC East til now, if it is "winnable." Now, there are six teams in the SEC East, but until now, there have only been three with actual football programs. By the odds alone, Florida had a 1/3 chance of going to the SEC Championship for the past five years. If we carry this thought experiment further, let's say they'd have a 1/6 chance every year to win the SEC Championship because they'd have a 1/2 chance of winning once they make it to the championship. Therefore, in five years, the probability of Florida winning a SEC Championship is 5/6 (1/6 x 5). That's an 83% chance of winning!!!!!! Of COURSE we are SEC Champions!
Since we know the Herb Cryer didn't coach the Florida Gators to a championship, that he actively hindered our ability to do so, it can only be logically reasoned that Florida won the SEC Championship by sheer luck--
Fate, as it were, intervened. Maybe we can win another next year and put the probabilities to rest as a factor in our victory.
Perhaps God still is a Gator. If so, it will be proved by Steve Spurrier's resurgence.