Thursday, November 30, 2006

Name Changes

First things first, however:

Some people don't deserve their given names. For these special people, we have different terms of address. They can earn them back, and at least two of them are under serious review for doing so. Without further ado:

1. Urban Meyer = Herb Cryer
2. Dan Mullins = Don Muppins
3. Chris Leak = Craig Lynch
4. Tim Tebow = Tom Turbow
5. Jeremy Foley = Jack Farley
6. Bernie Machen = Beanie MacFarlane

3 Comments:

Blogger Bloviater said...

Whoever came up with the name "Beanie MacFarlane" is a genius.

5:24 PM  
Blogger Admiral said...

Whoever came up with the name is SOMETHING. We have at least two additions:

Jim Tressel = The Vest
Pete Carroll = Pinky

And we have an overzealous name change. Tommy Bowden = Tammy Barden? I need clarification from Disco on this.

1:16 AM  
Blogger Disco said...

I think we should all make a list of possible additions that we can review at our next meeting.

11:21 PM  

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